“My name is attached to every failure, permanently.” Blameless-postmortem research is blunt: systems fail through conditions, not villains — but this script files every incident and every bug under your identity instead of the system's.
The Incident Ledger
- Everyone remembers me as the outage guy
- My bug count is my report card
- I rewrote the postmortem in my head on the drive home
- The pager going off at 3am feels like it's my fault before I even check
- I still flinch when someone says 'can we talk about last Tuesday's deploy'
- My manager praises the team and all I hear is my old incident report