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“My bug count is my report card”
Try this response:
“This bug is about the system and the code path, not my worth.”SEE THE PRACTICE
Build a response for this thought—and one move to prove it.
THE THOUGHT
“My bug count is my report card”
YOUR RECORDED RESPONSE
“This bug is about the system and the code path, not my worth.”
ONE PRIVATE MOVE
Open a blank note and make two columns: “code behavior” and “self story.” Copy one recent bug into the first column and write the judging thought in the second, then close the note without changing anything else.
The Ticket That Feels Personal
- 01 / When the bug lands under your name
It starts in the dull, ordinary moment when a ticket shows up with your name on it. Maybe it’s a regression in something you touched last week, or a bug you’ve already triaged twice. The number itself is small. The feeling is not. It doesn’t read like a task anymore; it reads like a scorecard, and the score feels attached to you.
- 02 / The private math that keeps the pressure alive
Once that interpretation takes hold, the loop is easy to see: one bug becomes evidence, evidence becomes a grade, and a grade becomes a reason to watch yourself more closely than the work. You reread old incident threads. You keep your changes narrow. You hesitate on the higher-leverage tickets because another bug would seem to prove the story your mind is already keeping.
- 03 / The pause that splits work from identity
Next time the thought shows up, try this split: the bug is a record of code behavior; it is not a verdict on you. You can notice the urge to shrink your scope without obeying it. Before you open the next task, read the ticket once, then write one private line: “This is a code issue, not a character rating.” That tiny pause is enough to interrupt the gradebook feeling.
TRACE · 01/04
How this script runs you
- You reopen old incident threads just to see whether your name still carries the same sting.
- A bug assigned to you feels like a bad mark, even when the fix was outside your control.
- You steer away from messy, high-impact work because another incident would feel like proof of failure.
SOURCE_LOCATED · 02/04
The hidden rule underneath
The Incident Ledger
If my name appears on a bug or incident, I must treat it as a permanent score on my ability. The safest way to avoid being judged is to have fewer mistakes than everyone else, even if that means avoiding work that matters or staying close to low-risk tasks.
FORGING_REPLACEMENT · 03/04
Replacement lines (record these)
- This bug is about the system and the code path, not my worth.
- My name on the ticket is context, not a final grade.
- Bug count tracks what shipped, not who I am.
Generated per person in the app — these are the flavor, not your script. Yours is built from your exact words.
INSTALL · 04/04
The protocol, on one card
When I think
“My bug count is my report card”
I say
“This bug is about the system and the code path, not my worth.”
Then I do one thing
Open a blank note and make two columns: “code behavior” and “self story.” Copy one recent bug into the first column and write the judging thought in the second, then close the note without changing anything else.
STATUS: READY_TO_INSTALL
Wipe this thought4 minutes. Your voice. Free.
The wipe protocol
- Write the thought exactly as it plays: "My bug count is my report card". Word for word — the wipe targets the sentence, not the vibe.
- Trace the rule and the avoided action. What does this thought conveniently excuse you from doing?
- Record the replacement lines below in your own voice. Speak like you mean it — no recording, no install.
- Run the loop: play it every morning and night, log one proof action a day for 7 days.
Straight answers
If my name is on the incident, isn’t it fair to treat it like my score?
It’s fair to care about the outcome; it’s not accurate to turn every assigned bug into a personal grade. In postmortem work, a name often marks involvement, context, or ownership of a fix. That is different from being the root cause of everything that went wrong.
Why does a small bug feel bigger than a real accomplishment?
Because the thought turns a visible failure into a summary of you. A shipped feature can fade fast in that frame, while a bug stays bright and sticky. The loop keeps attention on the mistake and makes it feel more diagnostic than it really is.
What should I do when I notice I’m avoiding risky work because of this?
Don’t force a grand reset. Notice the exact moment you start choosing only the safest ticket, then separate the work from the identity story in writing. The aim is not to argue yourself into confidence; it’s to keep one incident from deciding what kinds of problems you’re allowed to touch.
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The research behind this script
- Postmortem Culture: Learning from Failure — Google SRE, Google SRE Book, 2016
- Invisible Labor in Open Source Software Ecosystems — Champion et al., arXiv, 2024
- Stack Overflow 2025 Developer Survey: Trust in AI at an All-Time Low — Stack Overflow, 2025
- A Mosaic of Perspectives: Understanding Ownership in Software Engineering — arXiv, 2025