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The ticket sits open for four minutes
You pull the ticket, skim the description, and instead of opening the editor you paste it into the assistant. Twenty seconds later there's a working answer on your screen. You didn't sketch the approach first, didn't hold the tradeoffs in your head the way you used to. You just read what appeared and it was right.
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You mark it done and say nothing in standup
You close the ticket but don't mention how. In your head, using the assistant on something you 'should' have been able to do yourself means you didn't actually earn the close. So you keep quiet, and you start picking easy tickets you can still solve unaided, just to have proof left over that you can.
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What the twenty seconds actually skipped
The assistant produced text. It didn't decide this ticket was worth doing, didn't know which edge case would break production, didn't judge whether the output matched what the codebase actually needed. That reading was yours, done in the four minutes before you pasted anything in. Tonight, pick one closed ticket and write two lines on what you rejected or changed in the output before it shipped.